اگه مستی شرابتم

اگه هستی کنارتم

اگه نیستی بیادتم

توف !
توف !!
توف !!!
توف !!!!
توف !!!!!
توف !!!!!!
توف !!!!!!!
تو فکر می کنی من می تونم به تو فکر نکونم !!!

Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m

fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One

of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic

in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in

bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door

for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then

say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says, I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” Th Brand Recognition.

خداوندا:
تقدیرم را زیبا بنویس ؛
کمکم کن آنچه را که تو زود می خواهی من دیر نخواهم،
و آنچه تو دیر می خواهی ، زود نخواهم.
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